"You’re a time traveller now Amy.”

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I can feel it.

We, the Ouran Host Club, will see you now!

We don’t touch…well, not directly. Prophylactically, yes.


Hufflepuffs are boring”

*waves NymphadoraTonks in your general direction*

Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”

*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*

Hufflepuffs are shy”

*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*

Hufflepuffs are polite”

*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it


"My precious"


"My precious"


the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience